We always love a good clapback and there is perhaps nothing more satisfying than a good mommy-shamer clapback. P!nk jumped to the defense of fellow musician and mom Jessica Simpson in epic fashion over her latest shamers and we are so here for it!
"I heard people were bummed on Jessica Simpson for letting her seven year old get her hair colored," P!nk wrote in a caption to her post. "So we thought we’d share what we did yesterday."
What they did yesterday was dye her daughter Willow's hair, which according to Simpson's trolls is the absolute worst and most irresponsible thing you can do as a parent. What in the heavens could P!nk be thinking? For shame!
P!nk is, of course, no stranger to mommy shamers, as it was just two weeks ago she had to defend allowing her kids to run around in a Holocaust memorial, and a week prior to that she hilariously shut down shamers preemptively in a picture of her daughter running through sprinklers.
"Here's a picture of my child running through water," she wrote on that picture. "It wasn't even filtered. What a waste of water. And no helmet? I hope she had sunscreen. If she slips and falls she may be traumatized for life. And her mother wasn't even there. I was...gasp...working!!!! In another country!"
Once again, it was what P!nk did in the hashtags of this latest post where she proved her true mastery of the clapback with several pointed jabs at the mommy shamers of the world ... and one final blow that they simply can't do anything about.
First, she told them #GetYourOwnKids, which is pretty good advice. After all, by their own reckoning they know absolutely everything about parenting, so who would be more qualified to raise children. Perhaps spend less time online shaming other moms and more time adopting kids so real kids can benefit from your genius.
But then again, P!nk also said -- and we broke down this hashtag for clarification purposes -- "parent police are actually just lonely said people." This is actually a very kind representation of those people who find some perverse pleasure in judging total strangers and telling them everything they're doing wrong as parents.
But the sweet revenge of the last hashtag is where she really hit it out of the park. "OhLookMaNoComments, she wrote. And she disabled comments on the post so not a single mommy shamer could even come at her. And that is how you do it!
Jessica Simpson posted a shot of her daughter with dyed ends two days ago and almost immediately the mommy shamers came after her. "Isn't she too young to have her hair dyed?" asked one follower. Another asked, "Why start ruining her hair so young?"
Still another took it to the next level and chastised Simpson, writing, "If you are giving her everything she wants, you may be raising a lil monster." That's just the tip of the iceberg, and as a reminder, this is over hair dye!
And for the record, the "Descendants"-inspired look is absolutely adorable on Max, and we're sure Willow is going to rock that electric blue, too. They're kids, they're having fun, and we love seeing P!nk support Jessica against the trolls.
And she offered some great advice for Jessica and any other moms who want to share their children's lives on Instagram. You can always just turn off the comments to silence those mommy shamers forever! All moms know that sometimes silence is golden.
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